• "Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor."

    Laughter is a best medicine




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    β€ͺ#β€ŽREPOST: MGA AKTWAL NA SAGOT SA PROGRAMANG WOWOWEE... ??πŸ˜…β€ͺ#β€ŽQ1: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?"  A: "Utong!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ2: Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?" A: "Umiilaw!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ3: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: "Humanitarian?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ4: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga." A: "Ninja?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ5: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?" A: "Sunog!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ6: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie." A: "Willie da pooh!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ7: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?" A: "Hindunesia?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ8: "Anong hayop si King Kong?" A: "Pagong!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ9: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain." A: "Tae!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ10: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?" A: "Canadia!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ11: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red ____." A: "Ribbon!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ12: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?" A: "Buhok?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ13: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin." A: "Tinga!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ14: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?" A: "Pag balita?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ15: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?" A: "Baby oil?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ16: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?" A: "Sweetserland?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ17: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?" A: "Godzilla?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ18: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol na tao?" A: "Itlog ng tao!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ19: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor na nago-opera?" A: "Sadista?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ20: "Blank is the best policy." A: "Ice tea?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ21: "Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?" A: "Sa likod!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ22: "Fill in the blanks - Beauty is in the eye of the ____." A: "Tiger?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ23: "Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?" A: "Saging!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ24: "Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?" A: "Baliw!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ25: "Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?" A: "Kamag-anak!"



    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ26: "Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?" 

    A: "Sa motel?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ27: "Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?" A: "Cold water!"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ28: "Sinong cartoon character ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?" A: "Si scooby dooby doo?"


    β€ͺ#β€ŽQ29: "Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka." A: "Operadang bakla?"


    #Q30: "Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?" A: "Madami!"


    #Q31: "Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?" A: "Abnormal!" 


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